Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
Randomize
