Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
So my step mom just informed me she tells stories about me at work as a form of birth control for the girls that work there, not sure if i should be offended or proud.
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