my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
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