theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
what the fuck. my fiance told me she called our wedding band last night and told them to perform "best i ever had" for our first dance
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
Why are there two phone calls to calgary police in my phone and why is there a voicemail from you asking for bail money
I swear to god those aren't related
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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