its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
My entire life is one complicated drinking game
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
I have an epic ass bruise from a wheel tonight and I am drunk now because I decided vodka heals all wounds.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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