tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
So, right as I'm cumming, I pull out and go "PYEW PYEW" like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely.
Sure, fine. Daughter just told me she is not a virgin anymore. I am gonna start drinking now
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
They knew I had a party because the refrigerator settings were different, but they don't notice that we installed a new toilet seat so it's okay.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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