do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
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The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
He broke up with me over the phone while I was getting my bush waxed into a "D" for his surprise birthday present. Talk about bad timing...
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
It's no shave November. This is our time.
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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