i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
I'm your Election Erection Connection
I retroactively revoke all sex we've ever had.
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
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