I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
Let's just have a brief moment of silence for my dignity before we start tonight
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
So I'm drinking wine and watching Thumbelina
I'm teaching my cat to play fetch
Yep, it's a friday
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
If you come home to me in lingerie and you start vacuuming...I need to reevaluate my priorities
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
Pretty sure that I just proved those labels that say "non-flammable" wrong. totally unrelated, We just made your futon fly with a shitload of fireworks
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