so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
Ten minute nap on a staircase honey badger don't care
I love you. Mom got to wasted at the wedding that she threw up on my shirt.
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
be right there i have to get my cape
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
I'm sorry, I'm tired, I can't play long distance cockblock anymore. Good night don't get too pregnant.
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
I had to explain to an ER nurse that I burned my dick playing onion ring toss today, your social awkwardness hardly compares.
Randomize
