Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
Dude, a dry wedding reception should nullify the vows, because really, without the booze, you might as well be 5 years old again and playing dress-up
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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