i left the bar a little after you and ended up flipping my car in the arbys drive thru
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
listen. just hotwire a car, take off the license plate, make up a new one on a sheet of paper and go the speed limit. i do it like, at least 3x a week.
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
GOING OUT OF BUSINESS: we're having a foreclosure party tonight...We'll also be raffling off a washer/dryer, microwave and a white tiger head.
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
i think we sleep fucked last night...
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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