No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
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