How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
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