I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
The two girls sitting next to me are asking siri "Like, uh, how do you know my name?". Do I fuck with them or fuck them?
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
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