love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
i havee beer in my backseat and a glow in the dark condom in my cleaveage.
you're going for the gold here.
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
I guess I asked for the two old strippers numbers at the end of the bar and it turned out to be the bartenders mom and aunt...
I'd just like to take a moment now to apologize sincerely for getting drunk and making an as of myself at your Christmas party next week. I'm especially sorry for sleeping with your baby sister.
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
This is a mass text. Who in the hell shat on my stairs last night?
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
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