How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
the next pure michigan commercial i see, i am going to pee in a fucking lake
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
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