doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
So he told me he wanted to fertilize my caviar. Im avoiding all foreign exchange students from now on.
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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