its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
Please call me back as soon as your phone is charged, if you die tonight I don't want the last thing I said to you to be "I just farted a little"
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
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