Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
and while your girlfriend wears your relationship pants, i'll be wearing my ecstasy pants
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
I'm trying to imagine how upset he was when he realized that he had been cockblocked by a picture of a sloth and I am drawing indescribable pleasure from it.
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