Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
We must be getting old. All of our friends are having kids and they aren't illegitimate.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
How many fucks given?
0.12846
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
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