omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
I'll be waiting for you under the stairs with peanut butter and tequila ... Don't tell the neighbors
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
The time stamp on this text message is reason enough alone to not leave me unsupervised
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
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