So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
Drinks appeared in front of me. Who am I to deny destiny? And by destiny, I mean free drinks, which appear by magic.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
I flashed my cleaning lady and don't remember who I went on a date with. I know who I woke up with though, that counts right?
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
Jesus fucking Mary Christ if I have to clean shit out of my fucking bathtub one more fucking time I'm gonna murder a fucking kitten
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