Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
Randomize