Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
Every time you blow me I should make a paper crane and we'll make them into a chain and hang them from the ceiling. And then whenever we have people over and they ask what the cranes are for I'll say "reminders" and wink at you.
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
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