I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
I wanna come do a blessing for your apartment. And by that I mean I want to drink a lot of whiskey and watch ancient aliens in your apartment
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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