are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
smell my finger.
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
My mom is such a hoarder. I found a deer candelabrum last night, it had antlers has candle holders. It was like a redneck menorah.
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
OPIZZABONMYDICK
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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