so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
if i can hear my landlord's phone ring you think be can hear my vibrator?
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
And now, by the power vested in me by the state of intoxication, I now pronounce you fucking awesome.
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
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