So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
Tonight's trip to the ER was brought to you by, "fork jousting."
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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