you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
Oh btw I learned how to say "my penis is a flamethrower" in German. Tonights gonna be fun
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
The drive thru lady at McDonald's asked how I was and I responded by opening the car door and throwing up all over the drive thru lane. Happy Sunday.
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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