just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
I feel like I shouldn't be doing my banking stoned. But I bought a new bowl. Her name is Sharpe. Pronounced Shar-Pay.
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
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