Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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