ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
You paid the taxi driver with a comb last night.
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
so much tequila, so little girl.
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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