If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
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