is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
Just saw some airport workers running through the terminal with liquor bottles. That's my kind of emergency.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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