i'm only drinking out of pineapples from now on.
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
I woke up wearing a headband made of condoms. It was supposed to be a crown for the "prettiest fag hag" award I won last night. There is lube in my hair. I'm going back to sleep
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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