Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
We had him convinced Visine is flammable. He was genuinely freaked out that everyone would know when he was stoned.
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
We're the worst. Two people without their shit together do not make a functional adult.
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
Every dick I’ve had or wanted in the last year is married. It’s like I became a professional home wrecker after I graduated.
Randomize
