Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
Shit. We're going to have to drink until they're cute
Hello cirrhosis
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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