How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
the new apple iphone has a feature that can find itself if you lose it, apple is getting closer to making a phone completely drunkproof...
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
why do cheetos always look like penises
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
Lo siento on account of my penis...
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
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