i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
She said, after pronouncing how sober she was, and I quote 'Take this bag, it's so heavy it's like 500 degrees! Wait, is it time to go? Can I run? I think I can run!' Then she ran away.
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
I’m really upset they canceled the conference. Since the divorce I’ve been working out, I bought cute new outfits and even found a bikini I liked. Now it’s all online. You can’t get laid at a webinar
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