he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
I feel like I have African malaria. I just remembered singing Teenage Dream in full to that biker couple at the bar.
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
Just took a piss in some random bushes in a traffic jam and had to sprint back to the car. I'm a boss.
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
Somehow i instagrammed my acceptance letter while blacked out. Then my grandma was the first to comment on it. I got over 50 likes....Phd here I come....
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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