just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
I'm so hungover that if we go to panera, I'll probably get a bread bowl to throw up in.
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
Legit just heard the bartender tell some Dude "Penis is not an accepted currency in this establishment" and Dude responded "You take Vagina then?"
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
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