Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
Randomize
