They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
so i woke up to her 8 year old asking for a bowl of cereal...
All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
If he wants a future he'd best figure out the calendar function on his phone. If he can invite you to his penis he can invite you to his google cal.
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
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