Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
Can you please tell me why there's a bottle of urine on my night stand with a note that says "in case you're thirsty in the morning"? Thanks.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
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