before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
The next time you try to drunkenly strip me in public let's make sure it's not anywhere near the daiquiri factory or a group of police officers.
I desperately wanted to wear your shirt.
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
Randomize
