I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
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