I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
Ok. In one sink is a hairdrier. Still plugged in. The other is filled with broken glass. What do I do?!
Nvm. Bloody hand trumps dead. Also, where is gauze.
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
I was desperate so I downed my birth control with balsamic vinaigrette...
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
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