what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
why did i wake up to an event notice that says "Shit Just Got Real"?
i just defriended some girl because according to her status she "doesn't give a fuck about shark week."
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
This must be what defeat feels like to Tom Brady today. I bet he wishes he could barf up all of his bad decisions from yesterday, too.
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
Nothing like coming home and finding the nearly full bottle of fireball you forgot you had stashed before your trip
It's the little things
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
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