well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
Lucky for you, I found your phone.....Not so lucky for you, it was in the bottom of your vomit-filled trashcan.
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
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