There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
Today has been the most awkward masturbatory day of my life. Possibly even more awkward than when my mom found my vibrator on Mother's Day.
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
You realized your blanket was a snuggie, spread your arms, and yelled "tonight I sleep like jesus!"
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