You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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