This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
I'm a wonderful, drunk angel of hydration and sometimes absinthe.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
Only the sound of Friends and my gulping of wine are masking the sounds of my roommate getting laid
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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