that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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