That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
i'm drinking out of my 'black like my president' mug
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
Someone shattered a urinal.
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
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